1:55 PM

hey, hey! i gots a story to tell!

*clasps hands together*

okay, sooooo

—–

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom..

.. there lived a super duper awesome princess-sort-of-person-but-not-exactly-a-princess

uhm.. it was the day before her important physics exam, and she wasn’t all that ready. She wasn’t very organised you see. Nor was she the brightest crayon in the box. She didn’t have to be. After all, she already was the awesomest crayon of them all.

Her eyes flickered open, and a loud groan escaped her lips as she rolled her lump-of-meat-for-a-body over and glanced at the hazy image of her bedside alarm clock.

To her horror, her bleary gaze landed on the fluorescent blink of 1:55 PM

She shot up aghast, pupils dilated, a faint cold sweat clinging against the nape of her neck.

She was late! Five freaking hours late! Five hours she could have spent cramming the physics syllabus into her wobbly skull.

She was poised and ready to slam her head hard, not to mention relentlessly, on her conveniently placed bedside table.

Three inches away from wood, those evil glowing numbers blinked again.

7:55 AM

asjhfkdhg

kdsjhglkfjglkfdg

skjdhgkfjhgsudjkgkfg

And this time..

her head DOES hit the wood.

Painfully hard.

A sickening crack reverberates.

—–

“Uhh, claire.. why do you have your glasses on?”

“…”

“What happened to your alarm clock?”

“…”

“How did you even manage to break it like that?“

“… i have a hard head.”

“I-is.. is that a tooth wedged in there?!”

“turns out, my teeth aren’t as hard.”

Pity Meeeee

uhh..

because i’m pretty sure that no one wants to hear any more of: ahh i failed or should’ve studied more or wish i didn’t make those mistakes..

i’ll talk about something else.

My life is officially over. My hermit(ty)-lieinbedallday-donothingbutwatchanime-readnothingbutfanfiction-awesomelife is OVER.

T_T

My internet is capped.

though i guess downloading 100 eps of gintama does that to you… your internet.. w/e

—–

Just to give you a little bit of a feel of what i’m going through at the moment, i’ll give you a scenario.

Imagine that you’ve just seen an episode of whatever with THE HAWTEST guy you’ve ever laid your deprived eyes on… be it a drama, movie, pr0n, w/e, i don’t care. As long as the guy is hawt. *raises eyebrow* or girl.. whatever floats you boat.

If just his voice makes you wanna orgasm on the spot…

*thumbs up* that’s the right idea.

Now, moving on.

Your finger is now poised, ready to hit that DOWNLOAD button on megaupload (ignore those new “get ripped” and “be my lord” ads… they’re srsly annoying.. you shoulda seen my grandma’s face when she saw them: claire? what exactly are you doing?) *concerned shocked look*) you click it and the download window pops up.

To your sheer horror, you see: 10 hours, 56 minutes remaining – 1.2 of 76 MB (984 bytes/sec)

Your brain shuts down and:

akjshfksdj;sdkg

askjdfhdkjjklfldgmlkmgs;f

akjshfkjgksdljlfksdfm;lsd,fl;ad,fsgksyr

*buzzing noise*

—–

*sends subliminal messages*

feelsorryformefeelsorryformefeelsorryformefeelthepainittooktouploadthis104KBscreenshotfeeeeeelthepain Okay.

The ten hours of pain was actually worth it. Dear gods was it worth it. Will upload hot images containing indirect mansex when i uncap.

XDD

—–

Now, little segment for cindy.. teeheeeeeeeeee

[00:01:09] Warking111 : hey are u brave enough to try something that normal people will not do and has to do with elevators

[00:01:14] Warking111 : i thought this was so cool

[00:01:30] mistyazn : uhh depends what it is

[00:01:38] mistyazn : if it’s cramming my head between the doors, then no

[00:01:44] mistyazn : i won’t do it

[00:02:11] Warking111 : it has to do with making yourself or other people uncomfortable lol

[00:02:22] mistyazn : .. if it’s peeing my pants, then also, no.

[00:02:28] Warking111 : i tried to do that and just felt so weird :/

[00:02:29] mistyazn : or farting.

[00:02:36] Warking111 : no its just staring

[00:02:42] Warking111 : staring at a person in an elevator

[00:02:46] mistyazn : LOL

[00:02:49] Warking111 : or staring at a group of people

[00:02:54] Warking111 : u cannot do it

[00:03:09] mistyazn : nope i can’t

[00:03:31] Warking111 : god the things i learn is psych are so much fun

T___T

if only psych at UNSW were so…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the flying f*ck!?

I think i deserve some sort of medal for alliterating the title and being coherent after that maths exam.

… but anyways, back to my keyboard bashing (that was a pun btw XDDD)

aksjfhsd”:kfj

It all started while i was in the arena. I was clickclickclick-ing away, and well, i think the picture speaks for itself.

hehe^^

yes, i need to keep a record to reassure myself that it indeed did happen.

 

ABUSE!

oh, just a little convo chrystal and i were having:

chrystal says: (5:44:22 PM)

abuse

chrystal says: (5:44:24 PM)

ABUSE!

chrystal says: (5:44:26 PM)

FUCKING ABUSE

—–

chrystal says: (5:44:22 PM)

abuse

chrystal says: (5:44:24 PM)

ABUSE!

chrystal says: (5:44:26 PM)

F*CKING ABUSE

cLaire. says: (5:44:27 PM)

O__O!

chrystal says: (5:44:28 PM)

T_T

cLaire. says: (5:44:31 PM)

SEXUAL ABUSE!?

cLaire. says: (5:44:34 PM)

T___T

chrystal says: (5:44:35 PM)

NO

cLaire. says: (5:44:38 PM)

oh.

cLaire. says: (5:44:39 PM)

phew

chrystal says: (5:44:40 PM)

PHYSICAL HITTING ABUSE

—–

XDDD

sorry xP

didn’t mean to waste 17 seconds of your life.

*clonks you on back of head*

back to studying!

—–

p.s- chrystal says: (5:48:53 PM)

f*ck away the pain

Farewell Thee!

tutor: so uhh.. i hope that all this help was uhh… helpful.

XDDD

that was his farewell/goodluck speech.

awesome tutor huh?

*grins*