can’t decide if this actually counts as a nightmare..

idk. just IDK.

DDD:

i mean. creepy hybrid cyclops-abominablesnowman-gnome is all, like, leaning over the toilet stall watching you pee. and when you ask for help from fat-lady-from-the-MLC-studies-office-lookalike-sitting-at-the-reception-desk (DUN ASK WHY THERE’S EVEN A RECEPTION DESK IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE IDK. JUST IDK) she holds him up fer like, 20 seconds.

REAL HELPFUL LADY -________- THANK YOUUUUUUUUSOOOMUCH.

cuz now i’ve only got a 20 second head-start on mr.freakeh-lookin’-cyclops-dude. who is blue btw (not particularly important).

now, i want to get to the 9th floor. because my class is on the 9th floor and there are people there. lots and lots of people there.

currently: i’m stuck on level 5 -_-

back to where i left off from the bathroom scene: i’m RUNNING because cyclops had his face set to goofy-pedophile like 8 )

(not that’s he’s ever changed it).

i get to a set of elevators and i decide that i can’t wait for one of them to come down to me because cyclops runs retardedly fast for something so short and round and hairy and blue.

for some reason, i decide that i’m being completely smart by taking the fire escape stairs DOWN to level 4 because IN MY MIND he totally knew i wanted to get to the 9th floor >_____>”

it only hits me now that that was dumb

on level 4, i come out of the fire escape and i head toward the lifts (because again, IN MY MIND cyclops is lookin’ fer me upstairs somewhere).

BUT GUESS WHO FLIPPING WALKS OUT OF THE ELEVATOR ALL

8D

WHEN THE DOORS SLIDE OPEN? !

yuh o__o!

so i’m running up fire escape stairs again.

i think i make it to lvl.7 when i get srsly tired because i am way wayyy under-exercised.

and then i wake up.

XDDDDD

he totally never caught meh. so i win by default ^_____^V

anyway: i’d rather not have that dream again.

 

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